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Post by Ahryantah on Aug 30, 2003 20:54:04 GMT -5
Daniel gave Jack a look. "Eeeww," said Jack. "Yeah," said Daniel.
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Post by JAGuar on Aug 31, 2003 0:49:09 GMT -5
"You mean she really-" Jack asked while Daniel was just nodding his head. "-Ewww." "What are you here for anyway, Jack?" Daniel asked perplexed. "Well," started Jack, "Hammond wants us to go to VII-XII. Or something like that." "Jack, you just used Roman numerals." "Whatever, just ask Hammond for yourself, okay?"
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Post by Valandil on Sept 3, 2003 21:32:29 GMT -5
"Hey Hammond," Daniel started, "why is a gate coordinate to another planet in Roman Numerals?"
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Post by Ahryantah on Sept 3, 2003 22:34:58 GMT -5
"You said it yourself, son," replied Hammond. "The planet names should be easier to remember. It just so happens that the President agrees with you."
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 4, 2003 18:25:16 GMT -5
"Really?" Asked Jack walking up flipping a pencil. "Yes," started Hammond turning towards Jack, "in fact, he's gonna change it. It's now gonna be written in Chinese." "WHAT!" Daniel screamed. He picked up his notebook and ran out the door shouting about losing his job. "That one was pretty cruel, sir." Jack said. "I know, Jack," he started folding his arm, "I know."
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Post by Valandil on Sept 9, 2003 15:27:21 GMT -5
As Daniel ran out of the building, he noticed that he was suddenly in Canada and wondered why because he had just been in Cheyen Moutain two seconds ago.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 9, 2003 20:34:25 GMT -5
That's when the shit really hit the fan. Daniel couldn't help but think he'd gone crazy again. He started to run through the Canadian/Cheyenee forest and screaming again.
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Post by Ahryantah on Sept 9, 2003 21:39:43 GMT -5
That's when he was woken up by Jack, who was causing Daniel's bed to shake by jumping up and down on it.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 10, 2003 14:55:27 GMT -5
Daniel put his glasses on and sat up. "Jack," he started looking over at his alarm clock, "it's 3:30 in the morning. Do you think that you can try and make Sam jealous of you some other time." Jack stopped jumping on the bed and walked out of Daniel's room, crying. Daniel took his glasses back off and went back to sleep.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 10, 2003 20:42:09 GMT -5
The next day Daniel woke up, and he saw something very strange. He just stood there and tried to see what it was. When he put his glasses on, he saw that it was just Jack wrestling his clothes that had become a new evil lifeform.
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Post by Ahryantah on Sept 10, 2003 21:12:16 GMT -5
Daniel sighed, rolled over, and went back to sleep. Another typical day at the SGC.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 11, 2003 17:06:00 GMT -5
When Daniel awoke again, he was awoken by a loud, very annoying sound. Oh, god, he thought, Someone set off the alarm. AGAIN. Daniel got out of bed, and went to the Gate room.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 11, 2003 21:53:34 GMT -5
"Who is it?" Daniel asked walking into the gate room, putting his jacket on. "It's a signal from the Tollan, sir." Answered Chevron guy. "Don't worry about opening the iris." Jack said getting a glare from Daniel. "What?" Jack asked innocently.
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Post by Ahryantah on Sept 11, 2003 21:56:59 GMT -5
Before Daniel could say anything, the iris shimmered and Narim walked through. "Where's Samantha?" he demanded. "I need to speak to her right away!"
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 11, 2003 22:05:10 GMT -5
"Aren't you dead?" Jack asked. Everyone, including Daniel just stared at Jack for a while. "Are you just stoned or what?" Asked Daniel. "What?" Asked Jack. "You should know that when somebody dies in Star Gate that they don't stay dead.
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