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Post by JAGuar on Sept 18, 2003 13:28:16 GMT -5
"Sorry, Daniel," started Jack, "but I'm gonna have to terminate you now."
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Post by Valandil on Sept 18, 2003 16:45:22 GMT -5
Arnald walked in and said, "Did someone say govenate? I will govenate you all!!" Then Arnold pulled out a Laser guided Zatnicata and shot both Daniel and Jack knocking them out.
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Post by Ahryantah on Sept 19, 2003 9:08:46 GMT -5
When Daniel and Jack woke up, they found themselves in the middle of a jungle.
"How did we get here?" asked Daniel.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 19, 2003 15:23:12 GMT -5
"It must be those damn Columbian drug lords again." Jack muttered to himself. "What?" Daniel asked. "Oh, nothing." Jack said, avoiding Daniel's gaze.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 19, 2003 16:53:45 GMT -5
"Oh well. It must have just been those damn Columbian Drug lords again." Daniel said. And then some Asians walked up and started to talk in Chinease. "Damn! I wish I had taken that Chinease course in Highschool."
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 19, 2003 19:40:03 GMT -5
Then a Chinese man with glasses came up saying, "We not Chinese! We Japanese!"
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Post by Valandil on Sept 19, 2003 20:28:52 GMT -5
"Maybe I should've taken that Japanese course in Highschool." Daniel said. The Japanese man just looked at Daniel. "Ok, the smartass goes first." One of the Japanese people said.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 19, 2003 22:34:11 GMT -5
"What did he say?" Jack asked Daniel out of the corner of his mouth. "He said, "Okay, the smartass goes first."" Daniel answered back. "I thought you couldn't speak Japanese." Jack pointed out. "They said it in English, Jack." Daniel said squinting his eyes.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 20, 2003 14:57:18 GMT -5
"Oh," Jack started, "I knew that."
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 20, 2003 19:02:06 GMT -5
"Get going!" Shouted one of them men, poking Daniel in the back. When they were still walking, they heard a noise that sounded like a goa'uld mother ship fly over them. The mother ship destroyed the Chinese/Japanese/squirrels and Teal'c and Sam came out of it.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 20, 2003 19:48:53 GMT -5
"Perfect timing guys." Daniel said. "Indeed, Daniel Jackson." Teal'c said.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 20, 2003 21:50:41 GMT -5
"Hurry up and get on!" Shouted Marty holding a gun. "What are you doing with that thing?" Jack shouted back.
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Post by Ahryantah on Sept 20, 2003 23:53:09 GMT -5
"I gave it to him," said Martouf, stepping out of the mother ship. Jack stared.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 21, 2003 0:56:58 GMT -5
"Wait!" started Daniel, "I thought you were dead." "Haven't you learned anything Daniel?" Jack asked annoyingly then everyone at the same time started, "When somebody dies, they always come back...except for Ra. (Boom!)
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Post by Valandil on Sept 21, 2003 9:57:46 GMT -5
"Yeah, I see your point. Ra(BOOM!) is the only one who has died and stayed dead. Heh, I even came back, quite a few times actually," Daniel said.
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