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Post by Maddik on Apr 1, 2004 16:59:44 GMT -5
"Oh, no one," Michael started, "he does that a lot."
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Post by JAGuar on Jun 11, 2004 10:16:36 GMT -5
At this point, Keir had started beating his head against a brick wall.
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Post by Valandil on Jun 12, 2004 15:42:58 GMT -5
"What are you doing?!" Merrus said. "I don't understand why your slaming your head against the wall is making a red fluid substance leak from you. . ."
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Post by JAGuar on Jun 12, 2004 17:51:30 GMT -5
At this, Keir stopped bashing his head against the wall and everyone else in the clearing turned towards Merrus and stared at him.
"What are you, retarded or something?" Will asked.
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Post by Maddik on Jun 27, 2004 15:42:17 GMT -5
"I'm not retarded!" Merrus shouted.
"I give up." Keir said.
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Post by JAGuar on Jul 21, 2004 14:21:57 GMT -5
"Wait!" Josh started, "Are we all just gonna sit around here and yell at each other and talk to the retarded chick?"
"I am not-." Merrus started.
"Or are we gonna try to find a way back home?" Josh continued, not listening to Merrus, "This is all obviously some sort of plan devised by Evil to get Michael and I out of the way. I just thank God everyday that we trained other warriors."
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Post by MovieManiac on Jul 21, 2004 14:29:31 GMT -5
Suddenly a giant chicken the size of a washing machine came towards Josh. The word EVIL was printed on its beak.
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Post by JAGuar on Jul 21, 2004 14:35:48 GMT -5
"Hold on a sec-." Josh started.
"Wait!" Keir started, "Rer, stop changing your form into evil chickens."
At that point, the chicken slowly turned back into a tiger-looking being.
"Hey, guys," he started, "I couldn't help but overhear you all."
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Post by MovieManiac on Jul 21, 2004 14:47:18 GMT -5
Meerus then pulled out a gun and shot Rer in the arm.
"What the hell do you think ur doing scarring us like that?" yelled Meerus.
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Post by JAGuar on Jul 21, 2004 15:12:13 GMT -5
"Dammit, how'd you get my gun!" Will shouted.
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Post by MovieManiac on Jul 21, 2004 15:14:02 GMT -5
I stole it when you werent looking," said Merrus. "i'm sick of following orders. I'm in command now. Anyone who doesn't like it can answer to this!"
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Post by JAGuar on Jul 21, 2004 15:25:20 GMT -5
"Oh boy." Keir said with a sigh.
He looked back toward the group and saw Will trying to get the gun back.
"Yep, I knew I shouldn't have gotten up today." He said, shaking his head.
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Post by MovieManiac on Jul 21, 2004 15:37:47 GMT -5
Will punched Merrus in the foot. Merrus dropped the gun and and yelled out the longest string of curse words ever heard by man.
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Post by Maddik on Jul 21, 2004 16:07:32 GMT -5
"Wow, you salkiys have dirty mouths." Michael pointed out.
"Well, you have to when you live in a world as racist as mine. I'm not even accepted because I'm not like the rest of my kind."
"You mean, you don't look like the other salkiy women?" Rer asked.
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Post by MovieManiac on Jul 23, 2004 9:59:05 GMT -5
EVIL must have had some sort of power over him," said Keir. "Now it seems like we cant even trust each other."
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