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Post by Valandil on Sept 5, 2004 20:15:07 GMT -5
That was awesome. _________________________________
Scary Movie Three "Uuh, Son! Uuh Son!"
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YAY ME AND MY RANDOM NAMES
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Post by YAY ME AND MY RANDOM NAMES on Sept 6, 2004 0:10:43 GMT -5
Previous post quoted from Bobby and his wonderful hateful song about Terra from Teen Titans.
hmm as for a new quote let us think..............yup.........uh-huh..........got one.......nope nevermind.......wait.......nope.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 12, 2004 18:49:38 GMT -5
"Look, if you can't play that, and you suck, and you say that you suck, and you think and know that you suck, and everyday I tell you that you suck, THEN YOU SUCK!!"
Mr. Cinnimon telling a snare that he sucks at playing Snare.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 12, 2004 22:14:43 GMT -5
Colin: "What would Destiny's Child be, do you think?"
Ryan: "I think it would be Rip Torn....I don't know why, I just think that."
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 29, 2004 22:21:34 GMT -5
Sorry to double post, but I had to put this. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Denis Leary: "Listen shithead, you've got two jobs around here. You can give me a blowjob, or you can make me a sandwich. Right now I'm not in the mood for head, and I had a late breakfast. So you're shit out of luck."
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Post by RabbitSlayer on Oct 10, 2004 9:13:28 GMT -5
Old lady from lake placid talking to a cop.
"If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it"
god I love that movie
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Post by RabbitSlayer on Oct 10, 2004 9:16:48 GMT -5
OMG josh, I just thought of this, but it has to go on the board.
cody in last years play, "onions in the stew"
elisabeth: wow, the flower smells amazing
cody: (type of flower)'s don't smell, I just farted
sorry, couldn't remember the flower, but still helarious all the same
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 10, 2004 10:59:24 GMT -5
Um...RabbitSlayer, we have already done that quote. And the flower is an orchid. Good try though, I think you're getting the hang of this thing, just try not to do it again, please. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pumba: "And everytime I-"
Timon: "Pumba! Not in front of the kids."
Pumba: "Oh...sorry."
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Post by RabbitSlayer on Oct 12, 2004 12:32:14 GMT -5
Robin Williams
"It's not the Size that counts, it's the motion of the ocean. Yeah, but it takes a long time to get to Europe in a Row boat"
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Post by MovieManiac on Oct 12, 2004 15:16:25 GMT -5
actually, that was jeff foxworthy. --------------------------------------------------------------------
"coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke" -me at lunhc trying (trying) to prove that products make the sound they are called when they are opened
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 12, 2004 20:26:12 GMT -5
You guys do a lot of weird things at lunch. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kid: "Hey, you guys want to an interview on elasticity for our class?"
Cody: "I don't think you'll like what I have to say."
Kid: "You can say whatever you want."
Cody: "In that case-let's go!"
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Post by Valandil on Oct 17, 2004 10:43:47 GMT -5
"How much of an old fucking drunk do you have to be to invint a sport like GOLF?! I mean, just one day you're sitting around, and then some guy's like, 'I'm giong to make a sport. You hit a ball into a golfer hole.'
'Oh, you mean like pool?'
'Pool? No! Not with a straight stick, with a little fucked up stick.'
'Oh, you mean crocque?'
'Fuck crocque! The hole is going to be HUNDREDS OF YARDS AWAY!'
'Oh, so it's like bowling'
'Bowling, what the fuck? It's not going to be a straight shot, there's going to be a whole bunch of shit in your way. Like trees and tall grass, to fuck with your ball! And every time you miss, you feel like you're going to have a stroke! Fuck! That's what we'll call it, a stroke! Because every time you miss you feel like you're going to fucking die.
Oh, and this is even better! Oh fuck. . .haha.. .I'll put more shit in your way like sand and water to fuck with your ball some more! Oh, and this is the best part! At the end, I'll put a flat part with a little flag to give you hope!'
'Oh, and you do this one time?'
'FUCK NO! 18 FUCKING TIMES!!!'
-Robin Williams in "Robin Williams live on Broadway."
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I have the DVD, FUNNYEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD!!!
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 17, 2004 12:06:29 GMT -5
Dawn: You'll never guess what happened in Geometry today.
Buffy: You all burst into song?
Dawn: ...I gave birth to a pterodactyl.
Anya: Oh my God....Did it sing?
Buffy the Musical
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Post by MovieManiac on Oct 19, 2004 19:11:07 GMT -5
"Why go to High School when you can go to school high?"- Ancient saying from the 90s
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Post by Maddik on Oct 20, 2004 16:11:16 GMT -5
Gary Coleman: "What you talking 'bout, Willis?"
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