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Post by JAGuar on Oct 20, 2004 22:05:26 GMT -5
Joe: ...He held me down, and Mr. Mostofales(sp?) raped me.
Gary: So that's why you don't trust actors....
Joe: I'm sorry for the way I treated you earlier. I was a complete ass. And I'd just like to say this. If there's a world after this is all over, I'd like to buy you a beer.
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Post by Member26 on Oct 26, 2004 11:50:54 GMT -5
Donna Babing: I have approximately 2, 060 miniature pigeons. They are used when communications is essential. With homing pigeon you don't even have to worry about call waiting. Unlike Nokia and Motorola products, piegeons are bio-degradable when they wear out.
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Post by RabbitSlayer on Oct 26, 2004 11:58:27 GMT -5
I love the breakfast club:
Claire: You wouldn't know. You don't know any of us.
Bender: Well, I don't know any lepers either but I'm not gonna run out and join one of their fuckin' clubs.
Bender: Yeah i've got a question, does barry manilow know you raid his closet.
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 26, 2004 12:10:14 GMT -5
Kerry: "That's an interesting question. If you ask Mary Cheaney, Vice President Dick Cheaney's lesbian daughter, she'll tell you that she approves of gay marriage."
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Post by MovieManiac on Oct 26, 2004 16:33:02 GMT -5
"i'll be right back"- every slasher movie ever
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 29, 2004 22:07:50 GMT -5
That's also every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie ever. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Matt Damon: MATT DAMON!
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Post by Valandil on Oct 30, 2004 17:01:35 GMT -5
How could no one have said this one? !!!! Darth Vador. "Luke. . .I. . .am your father. . ."
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 30, 2004 17:48:53 GMT -5
Billy Bob Thornton: Basically...all the worst parts of the Bible.
Owen Wilson: The worst Hell imaginable by man. That's all you had to say, 'The worst Hell imaginable by man.'
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Post by Maddik on Oct 30, 2004 20:36:37 GMT -5
Al Pacino: Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in.
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Post by MovieManiac on Nov 4, 2004 18:50:31 GMT -5
"It's quality, not quantity"- Slater, Dazed and Confused
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Post by JAGuar on Nov 4, 2004 22:26:07 GMT -5
Austin Powers and Dad: ...And she shat on a turtle!
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Post by JAGuar on Nov 5, 2004 15:03:54 GMT -5
Sorry for the double post, but I just thought it pertained pretty well to another topic. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Teddy Roosevelt: To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the President or any other public official save exactly to the degree in which he himself stands by the country. It is patriotic to support him insofar as he efficiently serves the country. It is unpatriotic not to oppose him to the exact extent that by inefficiency or otherwise he fails in his duty to stand by the country.
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Post by MovieManiac on Nov 5, 2004 15:43:54 GMT -5
"Thats what I love about those freshman girls man. I get older, they stay the same age." -Wooderson, Dazed and Confused
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Post by Valandil on Nov 10, 2004 15:14:45 GMT -5
"Beat me, beat me, make me better!" Mr Thornbury's new favorite saying.
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Post by MovieManiac on Nov 10, 2004 16:11:13 GMT -5
"Hey coach! Remember me? Second period gym class?"- Slater, Dazed and Confused
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