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Post by MovieManiac on Aug 8, 2004 17:24:18 GMT -5
Harry ran ahead of them and saw that there was no real gun, it was just a dude with a football helmit for a mask with a recording.
"Well that's aniclimactic," said Harry outloud.
Suddenly the unknown football player dude pulled out a machete and came at Harry.
Harry ran past Seamus who ran past Harry in the other direction.
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Post by JAGuar on Aug 8, 2004 17:46:51 GMT -5
"Seamus!" Dean screamed pulling out his A.K. 47. "Position five!"
Seamus dived onto the ground while Dean shot the shit out of the killer.
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Post by MovieManiac on Aug 8, 2004 17:50:36 GMT -5
"You bastards don't watch horror movies do ya?" said Lupin. "The killer can't be killed by bullets."
The killer rose from the ground and cam towards them.
"Too bad this is just a short story then, huh?" said Dean.
The killer suddenly felt the bullet wounds and died.
"Lets go save that hot momma!" said Seamus.
Dean whacked him in the back of his head.
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Post by JAGuar on Aug 8, 2004 17:54:03 GMT -5
"Harry! Thank God you saved me!" Hermione said, coming into the room.
"What?" The four guys shouted at the same time.
"Well, this was a nice adventure." Seamus said.
"Shut up!" Dean shouted. "At least I finally got to go on one of these whacky Harry Potter adventures that Ron's always bragging about. We should do this more often."
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Post by MovieManiac on Aug 8, 2004 18:02:48 GMT -5
"Wait," said Harry. "The girl I saw was like 20-something."
"I know," said Hermione. "A lot of people say I look older than I really am."
Hermione walked outside and to the shed.
"Damn Harry," said Dean. "You gotta tap that ass."
"Um... fo word my homie g dawgizzle," said Harry.
"No that was the gayest thing I've seen since I saw Crab and Goyle makin out," said Dean.
Lupin walked outside and went home.
"So thats it?" asked Seamus. "We start with a huge drug and alchohol story, an escape, a reunion, and a chase scene. That all leads us to a random house where there just happens to be someone we know trapped inside. Then it all ends in 20 seconds with a few bullets? This Harry Potter adventure sucks. You figure it'd be longer."
"Well at least the author isn't so desperate to keep it going to add some strange plot turn to make the story go in another direction because of boredom," said Dean.
"GUYS!" yelled Hermione. "COME QUICK! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHATS IN THIS SHED!"
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Post by JAGuar on Aug 8, 2004 18:05:39 GMT -5
"Why do you bother talking?" Harry asked Dean, starting to head towards Hermione's voice.
"You know," Dean started, stepping over the dead body, "I often wonder that myself."
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Post by MovieManiac on Aug 8, 2004 18:13:24 GMT -5
"Look whats in here guys," said Hermione.
"Um...theres lots of severed body parts," said Harry.
"Besides those," siad Hermione.
"Well it's kinda hard to NOT look at them," said Harry. "You don't see severed parts everywhere."
"Wow," said Seamus. "Would you look at that!"
"It's amazing," said Dean.
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Post by JAGuar on Aug 8, 2004 18:18:22 GMT -5
"Come on, guys," Harry started, "you act like you've never seen basilisk eggs before."
"Um...Harry," Dean started, "we haven't."
"Oh..." Harry started. "Carry on then."
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Post by MovieManiac on Aug 8, 2004 18:25:05 GMT -5
"What the bloody would basilisk eggs be doing here in the middle of the muggle city?"asked Seamus.
"There's only one person who would know the answer to that," said Harry.
"Miss Cleo?" asked Seamus.
"Do you ever get tired of being wrong?" asked Dean.
"Nah," said Seamus. "I'm used to it."
"C'mon Seamus, the answer is obviously Dumbeldore," said Hermione.
"Not this time," said Harry. "This time we have to travel to America to meet the one who knows all about this sort of thing..."
"Whos that?" asked Seamus.
"It's the smartest reptile expert alive," said Harry. "Steve Irwin."
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Post by JAGuar on Aug 8, 2004 18:30:23 GMT -5
"Steve Irwin live in America?" Dean asked.
"Sure. Every other important person does." Harry said.
"Hey, you know what, we should get Vin Diesel and Ice Cube instead." Hermione said, jumping up and down.
"Why?" Harry asked, "because Vin Diesel could fight a possible werewolf off and Ice Cube killed an Anaconda?"
"No," Hermione said, "because they're both so hot."
"Why do I even bother?" harry asked, shaking his head.
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Post by MovieManiac on Aug 9, 2004 5:10:45 GMT -5
So Harry, Hermione, Dean and Seamus traveled to America to meet Steve Irwin.
They arrived in his office and waited for awhile. Ater about 4 hours they went into his office. It was covered with vines and stuffed crocodiles.
Steve Irwin was at a desk polishing a crocodles head for a wallmount.
"Mister Irwin?" said Harry.
"Crikey!" said Steve Irwin. "I didn't hear you come in!"
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Post by JAGuar on Aug 9, 2004 7:34:13 GMT -5
"Well, it's a good thing that you don't have to be aware for a living." Dean whispered into Seamus's ear. They both snickered, trying to hold their laughter. Hermione saw this and slapped Seamus in the back of the head with a book.
"Ow! What was that for?" Seamus asked.
"Don't make fun of Mr. Irwin." Hermione said simply.
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Post by MovieManiac on Aug 9, 2004 7:44:46 GMT -5
"Mr Irwin," said Harry. "Will you come back to England with us to check out these strange snake eggs?"
"Crikey," said Steve Irwin. "My carrers going down hill. Of course I'll go with you!"
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Post by JAGuar on Aug 9, 2004 8:16:12 GMT -5
"Oh!" Harry said, turning to face Steve Irwin. "We also have to stop by Hollywood to pick up Ice Cube and Vin Diesel.
Everyone just stared at eachother for a while, then all of a sudden.
"Crickey!" Steve shouted.
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"Crickey what?" Dean asked.
"What?" Steve asked.
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Post by MovieManiac on Aug 9, 2004 12:09:10 GMT -5
"You just yelled crikey," said Seamus.
"Oh," said Steve "Thats because I suffer from a unique form of tourets syndrome where I blurt things out. But the only thing I blurt out is CRIKEY!"
"Thats a very strange disease," said Hermione.
So the 5 of them went back to England to see these Basilisk eggs. They walked into the shed where they found them.
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