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Post by JAGuar on Aug 9, 2004 12:25:52 GMT -5
"Excuse me, but did somebody want us?" Vin Diesel asked, walking up with Ice Cube.
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Post by MovieManiac on Aug 9, 2004 14:03:47 GMT -5
"OH MY GOD!" screamed Hermione. She fainted and fell into Harry's arms.
"Um, how the hell did you know to come here?" asked Dean.
"Lucky guess," said Van Deisel.
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Post by JAGuar on Aug 9, 2004 14:46:49 GMT -5
"Damn, Vin Diesel," Dean said, in awe, "I want to grow up to be just as bad ass as you. That's the biggest reason why I don't go on most of these guy's gay little adventures."
"Oh, kid," Vin started, "call me Mr. Diesel."
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Post by MovieManiac on Aug 9, 2004 15:33:53 GMT -5
Suddenly a basilisk came out of his egg and ate Ice Cube (the person) and slithered to Vin Deisel.
"Watch out Vin Deisel!" yelled Harry.
"It's Mr......" he said, but then he was swallowed by the basilisk.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Hermione.
"When did you wake up?" asked Harry.
"Oh, quite some time ago," said Hermione.
The basilisk started to slither towards Dean. Dean tried to blast it, but he had run out of ammo from the killer.
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Post by JAGuar on Aug 9, 2004 19:42:13 GMT -5
"Turn this basilisk into rum!" Seamus shouted. And for the first time, Seamus had turned something into rum on purpose.
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Post by MovieManiac on Aug 10, 2004 7:18:34 GMT -5
The basilisk blew to pieces and splattered over everyone.
"This is bloody disgusting!" said Harry.
Suddenly, the 2 other eggs hatched and giant basilisks cme out of them.
"Do it again Seamus!" yelled Dean.
"Turn these basilisks into rum!" yelled Seamus.
The basilisks turned around and saw that the shed had turned into a puddle of rum.
"Oh my god!" said Seamus. "I did it! I finally did it!"
"You suck Seamus," said Hermione. "Thanks to you, we're all gonna die."
The basilisk started to drink the rum and then slithered off to downtown London. Steve Irwin ran after them.
"This isn't good," said Harry. "If anyone sees those basilisks, then everyone will know the existance of wizards!"
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Post by JAGuar on Aug 10, 2004 7:23:49 GMT -5
"Wait!" Dean shouted. "If they see the basilisks, how will they connect that to the existence of wizards?"
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Post by MovieManiac on Aug 10, 2004 7:26:56 GMT -5
"Oh," said Harry. "Good point."
"I'm gonna shove this wizard's wand up this basilisk's bumhole!" yelled Steve Irwin.
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Post by JAGuar on Aug 10, 2004 7:39:17 GMT -5
Seamus saw that he no longer had his wand, "Hey! Give me wand, you crazy muggle!"
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Post by MovieManiac on Oct 19, 2004 21:29:02 GMT -5
But it was too late. Steve Irwin was already ahead of them on top of the basilisk, trying to shove Seamus's wand up the snakes bumhole.
The basilisk turned around and looked at Steve Irwin straight in the eyes and he died.
"Wow," said Seamus still running. "These snakes arent at all interesting to the story."
"Figure I'd be in the bad Harry Poter adventure," said Dean.
Then something happened out of thin air that no one expected.
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 20, 2004 10:09:53 GMT -5
Harry turned into an African American.
"What the hell...?" Hermione said, startled.
"HOW THE HELL DID I TURN BLACK?" Harry shouted.
"It must have been the rum spell-" Seamus started. Dean cut him off.
"Never mind about that. Welcome back, Potta."
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Post by MovieManiac on Oct 20, 2004 13:46:07 GMT -5
"This is getting REDICULOUS!" yelled the director.
"Hey," said Gary Coleman in his Harry Potter outfit. "That's what the script said."
"I know," said Christopher Columbus. "But it's so stupid. I quit."
"But what about the movie?" yelled Emma Watson.
"It can be a bonus feature on the DVD for the 6th movie," Columbus yelled back. He opened the door to the studio and left. Everyone else just took their costumes to the studio costume department and left.
"That was dumb," said Steve Irwin. "Didn't even get my cricken paycheck."
THE END
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 20, 2004 14:56:49 GMT -5
"Or is it?" Ron asked, pulling the black aside.
Dean hit him in the back of the head with a baseball bat. Dragging him away he said, "It's the end."
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