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Post by KWG 14 on Sept 27, 2003 19:44:14 GMT -5
Bob jumped out at Allen Iverson, cut his throat, dipped him in lemon juice, and took tooth picks and shoved them underneath his fingernails and hammered them in. Then Allen Iverson died. Then Bob said again, "I quit, you punk bastard."
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 28, 2003 12:49:22 GMT -5
That's when the sirens started to sound. Bob quickly ran out of the room. Billy looked after him.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 28, 2003 13:34:11 GMT -5
"Oh, god." Bob thought to himself as he was running through allys.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 28, 2003 21:49:41 GMT -5
He turned into a corner. Right into an outstreched arm holding a gun at the end of it.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 29, 2003 7:10:07 GMT -5
"Don't move a muscle." the man with the yellow gun said.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 29, 2003 16:05:13 GMT -5
Bob gulped in fear and that was the last thing he ever did. The mystery man shot his face off and ran away.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 29, 2003 18:09:16 GMT -5
"Oh, shit!" god screamed. "I better bring him back to life."
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Post by Stavros on Sept 29, 2003 19:35:38 GMT -5
God attemted to bring him back to life but as the man was running he turned back to see what was going on and shot god too
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Post by Valandil on Sept 29, 2003 19:59:47 GMT -5
"Oh, no!" god satarted, "I am dead now too." Then he remembered that he was god and that he couldn't die and went back to bringing him back to life.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 29, 2003 20:26:28 GMT -5
That's when God heard a voice, "Dude, it's your turn."
"Right now?" God asked.
"Yes," said the voice walking up closer, it was Jesus, "you always do this! You don't approve of anything I do!"
"Jesus, no," God started as Jesus ran away crying, "come back. I'll play twister."
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Post by Stavros on Sept 29, 2003 21:12:28 GMT -5
"This is no time for games" said jesus
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Post by Valandil on Sept 30, 2003 7:08:05 GMT -5
"yes, you are right." God said to Jesus. "You know what? I am getting tired of you. That's it, you'r banished. That's right, get out!"
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Post by Stavros on Sept 30, 2003 16:38:09 GMT -5
"WHAT!?" said jesus astonished, "you cant do that."
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Post by Valandil on Sept 30, 2003 16:41:06 GMT -5
"How much do you want to bet?" God asked Jesus as God raised one eyebrow.
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Post by Stavros on Sept 30, 2003 16:45:15 GMT -5
"ummm" said jesus thining hard, "well im knida broke but.. BRING IT BITCH!"
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