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Post by Valandil on Sept 30, 2003 16:51:42 GMT -5
"alright then." God said to Jesus. They then started to fight like the matrix.
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Post by Stavros on Sept 30, 2003 16:54:18 GMT -5
God attempted to bend back to dodge a punch but in the process he forget about all his problems old people get and his back went out
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Post by Valandil on Sept 30, 2003 17:42:57 GMT -5
"Hold on," God said to Jesus. God poped his back and then got back up and shot Jesus in the face and then Jesus died because God used a magical power that killed anyone.
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Post by AstonMartin on Oct 1, 2003 18:07:24 GMT -5
Then God sat in shame because he had just killed his son whom he had had so much fun creating through Mary's ear (so as to keep her virgin).
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Post by Valandil on Oct 1, 2003 22:36:32 GMT -5
But enough with the old stuff, God got over it and stood up.
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 2, 2003 18:47:28 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but this has gone too far. I don't care what you put, but the religion thing went a little far with some of the other members. I recieved pms about it and I feel that I should stop this. I don't want to make it a locked post, but please, just leave it be.
~JAG~
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Post by Valandil on Oct 2, 2003 19:48:30 GMT -5
Fine, from here on out, God is known as George the Great, and Jesus was Fred. Go.
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 4, 2003 21:48:43 GMT -5
It's not even that either. It just gets dumber and dumber. I have Jesus beg god to play twister then God agrees. Then, all of a sudden, Jesus wants to kill God? What the hell are you guys readin, because it's not my posts. Let's try this again. ___________________________________ Billy ran over to his brother, Bob and saw he was dead.
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Post by Maddik on Oct 26, 2003 14:04:04 GMT -5
"NOOOOOOOO!!!" Billy yelled at the top of his lungs.
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 27, 2003 20:58:53 GMT -5
"Why, God, why?" He shouted then, "Oops, sorry. I forgot."
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Post by Matthew Arnold on Jul 6, 2004 10:35:00 GMT -5
I am not going to add a sentence but make a quick statement. How can God and Jesus fight when they are the same?
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Post by JAGuar on Jul 6, 2004 12:23:23 GMT -5
Maybe it's because due to our belief, we see God and Jesus as two different entities. I see God as the all father and Jesus as his son. Now, why are you even bringing it up? It's just a stupid add a sentence thing.
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Post by MovieManiac on Oct 14, 2004 8:11:10 GMT -5
God got back from his golf match against Buddha.
"Oh," said God. "Totally forgot. Heh."
So God helped him out, and many praised.
And the angels feasted on the sheep, and the lambs, and the breakfast cerals, and the fruit bats, and the orangutans, and the tacos and...
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Post by Matthew Arnold on Jun 4, 2005 19:16:55 GMT -5
Arnoms, the guardian of heaven appeared.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" he yelled as Buddha ran at him.
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