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Post by JAGuar on Sept 11, 2004 13:39:13 GMT -5
Ted E. Bear swaggered into the room, obviously intoxicated. He hadn't seen his friends Jig and Jack in a long time, he even missed Toy Soldier, but just a little bit. He quickly straightened up when he saw that Rover was already in the room and started to put on his charade.
"Okay! Who's ready to get punched first?" He asked jokingly, causing Rover to grin.
"Hey Ted E. How's it going, old bud?" Rover asked, slapping Ted E. on the back."
"Oh, it's going okay," Ted E. said looking over at his old seat, "man, I really missed this place."
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Post by MovieManiac on Sept 11, 2004 16:07:29 GMT -5
Princess Ann walked in with her cell phone. "You bastards! I told you that the deal was never fully nagotiated! Who the f..."
She paused and looked around
"Call you later Steve" she said. "Hey everybody! Whats up?"
"Nothin yet," said Jig. "we're the only ones whove arrived so far."
Princess Ann walked over to Jack's box and knocked on the lid. Jack popped out very fast.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Jack. "What do you want? Oh, hi Princess Ann."
"You'll have to excuse Jack." said Rover. "He's been in one too many thrift stores."
"Who the hell actually WANTS a Jack-in-the-Box?" said Jack.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 11, 2004 19:19:15 GMT -5
"Maybe I do," Ted E. said, slowly, "wanna fight about it?"
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Post by MovieManiac on Sept 12, 2004 12:22:01 GMT -5
Jack jumped back into his box. "No sir"
Toy Soldier hopped over to Ted E. His feet were glued to a base, since he was of course a nutcracker.
"C'mon Ted E." said Soldier. "You are a LOVEABLE huggable sluggable. Remember?"
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 12, 2004 13:10:06 GMT -5
Ted E. turned towards the Toy Soldier/Nutcracker.
"Who the hell are you?" He asked, trying to get a closer look at him.
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Post by MovieManiac on Sept 12, 2004 13:39:15 GMT -5
Before Toy Soldier could answer, Prima Donna danced in. "Hello everyone!" she smiled. "How yall doin?"
"Prima Donna!" said Rover. "Garsh, I just saw you perform on that there Brodway show that other night. You was mighty good if I do says so meself."
"Wow," said Jig. "I didn't know you were on Broadway, thats more than any of the rest of us have done with ourselves."
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 12, 2004 15:31:06 GMT -5
"Speaking of rest of us," Jack said, popping back out of his box, "where are the other puzzle pieces?"
"I lost them," Jig said putting his head down, "in a tragic melting accident."
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Post by MovieManiac on Oct 3, 2004 16:07:29 GMT -5
Cool Cat came in at the same time Glow Toy did. Glow Toy went right over to Prima Donna to talk, but Cool Cat stayed towards the back. She looked in her boot to see if her .9 mm was still there. By the time the night was over, she might be needing it.
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 3, 2004 16:21:12 GMT -5
"Gawrsh. What are you doing, Cool Cat?" Rover asked.
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Post by MovieManiac on Oct 3, 2004 21:04:41 GMT -5
Cool Cat looked up. She knew Rover wasnt the smartest toy around, so as long as no one else saw...
"I thought I had a rock in my shoe dawg!" said Cool Cat.
"Gee wiz" said Rover. "That happens to me all the time."
Cool Cat noticed Rover's bare feet. If the night continued like this, then it was definatly gonna happen.
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 3, 2004 21:49:53 GMT -5
Just then, Ted E. voiced everyone's thought.
"What the hell are we doing here anyway?" He asked, swaggering around the classroom.
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Post by MovieManiac on Oct 4, 2004 15:34:32 GMT -5
"It's a reunion." siad Toy Soldier. "We havent sen each other in 10 years."
"Yeah" said Jack. "I didn't actually want to see any of you anyway. My psychiatrist said I had to come or he wouldn't pass me. I really don't like any of you."
The lights went out a few seconds later. A shot fired from somewhere in the room. Ms Groutchstick had just arrived and hit the light switch. Jack had fallen backwards on the floor, his head was bleeding severly.
A smoking pistol layed on the floor in the center of all of them.
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 4, 2004 20:52:14 GMT -5
"You know what this means...." Ted E. hinted.
"That one of us is the killer?" Rover asked.
"No!" Ted E. shouted. "That I'm so drunk my dreams are starting to come true. Now I just have to wait for Cool Cat's shirt to-" Right then, Cool Cat slapped him. "What?" He asked, rubbing his face.
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Post by MovieManiac on Oct 5, 2004 15:30:02 GMT -5
"Well the suspects are of course Ted E.,Cool Cat, Rover, Jig, Princess Ann, Prima Donna, and Glow Toy." said Toy Soldier.
"What about you! You're a suspect!" yelled Jig.
"No," he said. "Because I know that I didn't do it."
"But we don't know that," said Princess Ann.
"And what about Miss Groutchstick? She's right next to the lightswitch!" said Cool Cat.
"Miss Groutchstick wouldn't do something like that!" said Glow Toy. "Shes nice!"
"Well we still don't know if shes not a witch!" said Rover.
Prima Donna smacked him in the face.
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 5, 2004 16:36:29 GMT -5
"Gawrsh, what was that for?" Rover asked, rubbing his face.
"You yourself figured it out!" Prima Dona shouted at him. "I may be blond, but at least I'm not borderline retarded!"
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