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Post by MovieManiac on Oct 5, 2004 17:05:13 GMT -5
"I know who did it!" said Glow Toy. "I saw the criminal throw the gun when I glowed in the dark."
"Who is it?" asked Princess Ann.
"COOL CAT" said Rover. "I know! I sawd her gun!"
"Actually, mines right here," said Cool Cat pulling out a different gun.
Prima Donna once again whapped Rover on the head.
"The criminal..." said Glow Toy. "Is..."
A shot fired and hit Glow Toy.
Everyone looked to see who it was. It was none other than their former Toy Camp accquatence...
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 5, 2004 17:28:08 GMT -5
Actually, no one saw because there wasn't anyone standing where the shot had been fired.
"Okay, now this is a party!" Ted E. shouted joyfully.
"I'm scared." Prima Dona said.
"Nothing to worry about." Toy Soldier said, holding her.
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Post by MovieManiac on Oct 6, 2004 15:40:34 GMT -5
Suddenly, Prima Donna fell apart at the waist.
"She has been cut in two!" yelled Toy Soldier.
"Thats funny, I didn't even feel that.." said Prima Donna and she fell over and died.
"Whats going on?" cried Princess Ann. "Now I'll never be able to brownnose her and have a lead role in her next Broadway performance!"
An arrow fired and went through the back of Princess Ann's throat. She fell to the floor dead.
"She wasn't much of a singer anyway," said Cool Cat.
"How is it that nobody saw EITHER of those?" asked Jig.
"Well who are the rest of the suspects? I'm losing track." said Ted E.
"Theres you, me, Cool Cat, Jig, and Rover." said Toy Soldier.
"WAIT!" said Rover. "What about them ther extra toys? Theres the cats, the dogs, the soldiers, the cowboy..."
Then Rover was stabbed in the back of the head by Ted E.. Rover (you guessed it) fell to the floor dead.
"Ted E? Your the killer?" exclaimed Jig.
"No," said Ted E. "Rover was just getting on my nerves."
Everyone started to laugh. Then a knife flew from behind them all and hit the wall in front of them. They all turned to see the actual killer (who wad there this time) it was nonother than...
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 6, 2004 16:16:05 GMT -5
"Jig?" They all asked in unison. Then, they all stared in shock as Jig fell down, knife in back.
"Miss Grouchstick!"
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Post by MovieManiac on Oct 6, 2004 17:15:29 GMT -5
"How did you know it was me?" she yelled.
"We just saw you stab Jig in the back!" Toy Soldier yelled back.
"I thought you were nice Miss Groutchstick! But now we know!" said Cool Cat.
"What are you talking about," said Miss Groutchstick. "I'm not Miss Groutchstick. I am Karias, Mistress of the Supernatural!"
"I think shes more stoned than I am." said Ted E
"No," said Toy Soldier "I think that when we thought she was a witch, we were right! She has a split personality! When Rover erased her before, her sane side let the fact she was a witch leave her mind. I guess it was only temporary. The only way to defeat her is to draw a picture of her again, but this time, burn the chalkboard. Then the evil soul will leave her body"
"Or we could just stab her." said Cool Cat.
"Yeah, you put way to much thought into that." said Ted E. "Shes not a stupid demon. Shes just a psycho, lets kill her."
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 6, 2004 21:24:42 GMT -5
"Try it and die!" Karias shouted. She holds up a chainsaw. Everyone in the room drops back a bit.
"Um...." Ted E. started, "I've been thinking. Toy Soldier, how bout you go since it was your idea?"
"What?" Toy Soldier shouted.
"Well, you should be trained for this type of thing. You served in the military, didn't you?"
"Well yeah," Toy Soldier started, "but they don't train us on how to fight evil witches with chain saws!"
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Post by MovieManiac on Oct 7, 2004 15:24:39 GMT -5
"Just shut up and go kill her" said Cool Cat.
"I'm not a Toy Soldier god dammit!" he said. "I'm a nutcracker! I never had military training! Why do you think I couldn't march?"
"Maybe you were retarded," said Ted E.
Karias jumped down from the table and swung the chainsaw at Ted E. He ducked and punched her in the face on pure reflex. Karias was knocked backwards and the chainsaw landed on the doorknob. It sliced through the doorknob.
"Why would anyone make a wooden doorknob?" asked Toy Soldier.
"And why would they make only one door in a huge building like this?" asked Cool Cat.
Karias got up, grabbed the chainsaw, and moved toward Ted E, Toy Soldier and Cool Cat.
"What are we going to do?" asked Toy Soldier.
"We're gonna be piles of sawdust and cotton," said Ted E. "And not 100% cotton either. Like the stuff that only has a little bit of cotton in it, but still really fluffy."
"Wait!" cried Cool Cat. "I still have my .9 mm!"
Cool Cat pulled the gun from her boot and fired at Miss Groutchstick. She missed and hit the chainsaw. Fortunatly, it was the gas hole and Miss Groutchstick forgot to close it. There was a big explosion and Karias was thrown against the wall.
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Post by JAGuar on Oct 7, 2004 17:06:24 GMT -5
"I think we got her." Cool Cat said, lowering her gun.
All of a sudden, a figure rose out of the rubble. It was Miss Grouchstick.
"You think a tiny explosion's gonna hurt me?" She asked, putting her witche's hat on.
"Okay, that's it!" Ted E. shouted. "This is where I draw the line!" He picks up a chair and throws it at Karias, knocking her back down. By the time she gets back up, he's already over there, waiting to punch her.
"Killing people, that's okay...Being a witch, and bringing a chainsaw, even better...trying to better me in boxing, hey, who wouldn't?...but the hat?" Ted E. said, punching her in between sentences. "I...hate...that...hat!" He said, still punching her. When saying hat, he decked her.
"I've been waiting to do this for 10 years." He says when she finally gets back up.
"Please, don't hurt me!" She screams, taking her hat off and protecting her face with it.
"Okay," Ted E. says turning around. He stopped, "Nah." He turns back around and hits Karia's nose into her brain. She falls to the floor, dead.
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Post by MovieManiac on Oct 7, 2004 21:18:41 GMT -5
"Um, you killed Miss Groutchstick," said Toy Soldier. "Yeah," said Ted E. "So?" "Well,"said Toy Soldier. "It wasn't Miss Groutchstick, she was either possesed or had a split personality." "Face it man," said Cool Cat. "She was just nuts." "Look," said Toy Soldier. "There is not a logical explanation for what just happened. Suppose I was a school teacher that had..." Then a shot fired from about 2 feet from Toy Soldier. He fell to the floor...dead. Cool Cat held the smoking pistol. "Nice shot," said Ted E, walking over to Cool Cat from Miss Groutchstick's bloody corpse. The door behind them slammed open. Cool Cat turned and pointed her pistol. The janitor stood there amazed. "What the hell happened?" he said. "I was listning to my Ricky Martin records and I come here and find this! You assholes made this mess, I'mnot cleaning it up. You do it!" Ted E and Cool Cat looked at each other, then at the the piles of rubble, blood, and 8 corpses. "Ok," said Ted E. "You get the vaccum, and I'll get a mop and a huge fucking bucket of water." THE END
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