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Post by MovieManiac on Apr 11, 2005 17:36:21 GMT -5
In the year 3067, there was a peasant boy named Eric Sauce. But his friends, if he had any, would have called him "Awesome Sauce".
One day, Awesome Sauce was walking down the highway, when he saw a small metalic object.
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Post by JAGuar on Apr 11, 2005 18:09:31 GMT -5
"Hey, look at this small metallic object," Sauce said to himself. Bending down, he picked up the small metallic object to further examine it.
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Post by MovieManiac on Apr 12, 2005 17:31:46 GMT -5
Suddenly the object blew up in his hand. "Holy sparkplugs," he cried. "That was a Bolognian Missile!"
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Post by JAGuar on Apr 12, 2005 22:35:39 GMT -5
Scott checked his shirt, "Gee, it's a good thing I didn't tear my shirt," he said, wiping himself off, "I just got it yesterday."
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Post by MovieManiac on Apr 13, 2005 16:33:38 GMT -5
"Hey Scott," said Sauce. "How long have you been standing there?"
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Post by JAGuar on Apr 13, 2005 21:55:06 GMT -5
Oops! Oh well, we'll go with it.
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"Oh, hiya Sauce," Scott said, turning toward his best friend and reportedly gay lover. Scott turned to the camera, "You know what they say: "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."
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Post by MovieManiac on Apr 14, 2005 18:59:20 GMT -5
Sauce looked at his fifthhand cellphone and read the screen. "We have a problem Scott," he said. "We're in New Hampshire. We better go to Vegas."
"No," said Scott. "You don't understand. It is just a phrase, I didn't really mean..."
"C'mon," said Sauce. "Or we'll miss the airplane."
"Eh," said Scott. "What the the heck? Why not?"
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Post by Member26 on Apr 26, 2005 7:35:44 GMT -5
so scott and sauce made the airplane before it took off to fly to cleveland-
"-Hold on a sec," screamed sauce, stopping the flow of the story, "why the hell are we going to cleveland?"
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Post by MovieManiac on Apr 26, 2005 21:12:42 GMT -5
"Because," said Scott. "CLEVELAND ROCKS!"
Then the cast of the Drew Carry Show came out from nowhere and reinacted their theme song. It was quite amusing.
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Post by JAGuar on Apr 27, 2005 6:07:27 GMT -5
While Drew Carey was standing on the car at the end of the song, he lost his balance and fell face-first on the pavement.
"Now that's entertainment," Scott said laughing openly.
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Post by Member26 on May 2, 2005 7:19:52 GMT -5
"hey, i'll sue you for that!"
as drew carey continued to curse and scream in his ohio accent, scott and sauce continued their journey to vegas.
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Post by MovieManiac on May 2, 2005 15:24:06 GMT -5
the roads were rough, and the gas prices were rougher.
luckily, they were flying and didnt have anything to worry about...EXCEPT THE GREMLIN ON THE WING!
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Post by JAGuar on May 2, 2005 15:48:27 GMT -5
"Sauce, wake up," Scott said, nudging his friend, "you were having a nightmare."
"How do you know I was having a nightmare?"
"...Excuse me..."
"How do you know what I was dreaming," Sauce explained, "you reading my mind or something, you sick mind...reader..."
Scott looked around the plane.
"Can we get a doctor over here," he asked, "my friend just had a nightmare-"
"How do you know that!"
"-and he's acting crazy."
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