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Post by Member26 on May 2, 2005 7:21:02 GMT -5
"why does this always happen to me?" Mark asked himself as he transported into the room, "i just wanted to pet the camels at the zoo."
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Post by MovieManiac on May 2, 2005 15:29:44 GMT -5
"you're fired," said Donald Trump teleporting in.
"honestly," said dave. "is that all you can say?"
"you're fired," said Donald Trump.
"cmon," said Dave again. "you are a great business man with a multimillion dollar empire and you are reducing yourself to a trademark two words?"
"you're fired," said Donald Trump
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Post by JAGuar on May 2, 2005 15:51:25 GMT -5
"No one tosses a dwarf!"
Keir looked around at the confusion. He wasn't entirely sure what was going on, he heard phrases here and there....
"I believe, Scully,"
"...you might be a redneck,"
"You're fired,"
"That's it," Dave said, throwing his hands into the air, "I give up. You can't teach an old businessman new tricks."
"How many tricks does a businessman need to know exactly," Jack asked, cocking his head.
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Post by MovieManiac on May 3, 2005 17:27:54 GMT -5
"I believe I know the answer to that question," said a man in a purple suit wearing sunglasses.
Everyone stopped and turned to this strange Samuel L Jackson look-a-like.
"I am Morpheus," said Morpheus. "To answer your question, 153. You also might be wondering what is going on. I will tell you. There is a glitch in the matrix. What is the matrix you ask? Well I will tell you that also. The matrix is a vast world that we live in. The world is over, and we are being shown this false program by robots. A virus has infiltrated the computer's memory, and it is sending all aspects of life into confusion. This is where everything is going. It is coming here to this wasteland. But we can fight it. All we must do is find this virus, destroy it, and make sure no one else finds out what we are doing. If they find out, then it will send everyone into mass confusion. What does the virus look like? I don't know. It could be anything. All I know is it is more than powerful enough to toss a dwarf."
"No one tosses a dwarf!" yelled Gimli.
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Post by JAGuar on May 3, 2005 17:35:32 GMT -5
Gimli turned and ran out the door that suddenly appeared in the wall.
"Perhaps I should have used a different example...elephant maybe," Morpheus thought to himself.
"Why not," Keir told himself, heading after Gimli.
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Post by Matthew Arnold on May 30, 2005 15:57:54 GMT -5
Suddenly, King Angrod of Celebrindal arrives. He draws his sword and looks around. He notices the door thoroug which Gimli and Keir exited and decides to follow. As he enters the next room, he notices his wife, Queen Sarai, lying on a bed...
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Post by JAGuar on May 31, 2005 20:36:29 GMT -5
"Why is everyone trying to toss me?"
Angrod turned to the sound of the loud, obnoxious, dwarven voice and ran towards it.
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Post by Matthew Arnold on Jun 1, 2005 20:57:28 GMT -5
Queen Sarai lets out a loud moan. King Angrod turns to help his ife but it is too late. Her body lays lifeless on the silky bed. King Angrod lets out a cry unto the gods:
"WHY!!! Why her and why now?"
His body fills with hatred towards the gods. Gimli puts his hand on the side of Angrod, a fatal mistake. Angrod swings his sword around and takes off the head of Gimli. Gimli's head rolls abou the ground and of into a corner. Keir stands in astonishment. Angrod returns his sword to its sheath and leaves the room.
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Post by MovieManiac on Jun 1, 2005 22:11:31 GMT -5
Then Leneele turned off the TV that had appeared.
"Let's go find that virus thing," she said.
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Post by JAGuar on Jun 2, 2005 19:43:55 GMT -5
"Nu-uh," Keir said backing up, "not after what that crazy-ass elf just did."
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Post by MovieManiac on Jun 2, 2005 21:44:25 GMT -5
Then a shadow figure in a trenchcoat walked over to the whole group. He pulled out a small metalic device that read "The Vaporizer-O-Matic". But before anyone could read it, he bagan to use it.
"I'm gonna guess that's the virus," said Keir.
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Post by Matthew Arnold on Jun 2, 2005 22:28:50 GMT -5
Orophin, King Angrod's best friend and loyal knight, entered the room. He looks about frantically and sees Queen Sarai's lifeless body lying on the bed. A tear runs down his face as he turns his head. King Angrod re-enters the room and walks up to King Angrod.
"I am so sorry, my lord," said Orophin in a comforting voice.
"We must return to Celebrindal. My son needs me now more than ever," replies Angrod.
ANgrod and Orophin exit the room and mount to black stallions. They ride towards Celebrindal as a storm covers the land.
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Post by JAGuar on Jun 2, 2005 22:57:10 GMT -5
Keir scratched his head as he watched them go.
"What the hell is going on here?"
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Post by Matthew Arnold on Jun 2, 2005 23:14:14 GMT -5
Keir gives chase to Angrod and Orophin. As he arrives at the castle located in the center of Celbrindal, he notices that the king and his knight are standing with their swords drawn.
"So you just found out, huh?" said Keir in a sadistic tone.
"You are responsible for the death of my wife. And now I come to see my son and he is mistakenly missing!" exclaimed King Angrod.
"Listen! If you ever want to see your son again then you will reliquish the throne to me!" roared Keir as he drew his sword.
"I cannot allow you to rule this kingdom with a heart full of evil desires," replies the king as he also draws his sword from its sheath.
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Post by JAGuar on Jun 2, 2005 23:18:10 GMT -5
Keir grinned, "You'll never see your son again, you know."
At that point, Angrod knew that something was wrong. This man looked like a noble warrior, why was he acting like a common thief.
"What are you doing here, Eispyg," Angrod asked now certain of the identity of his foe.
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