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Post by Ahryantah on Apr 27, 2005 0:11:28 GMT -5
JAG and I did something like this earlier on, where we had a bunch of characters from our respective stories come together and meet. I want to do something like this again, only with NO limitations. Bring in everyone for the party! Characters from your own stories, characters from books, movies, T.V. shows, hell, put yourself in. It'll be completely crazy!
I'll start. Predictably, with Stargate.
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Jack O'Neill was chilling in his office, trying to talk Thor out of some more of that Asgard technology, when suddenly he was enveloped in a bright white light. The light faded and he found himself and Thor standing in a large, unfurnished room with dark blue carpet.
"Thor, I wish you'd at least give me some kind of warning before you do that," O'Neill complained.
"It was not me, O'Neill," said Thor.
"Oh," said O'Neill, looking around the room. It was completely empty, but suddenly there was another flash of white light, and another figure appeared before them.
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Post by MovieManiac on Apr 27, 2005 18:16:24 GMT -5
It was a girl dressed in fine silk clothes.
"Where am I?" she asked.
"Depends," said Jack. "Who are you?"
"My name," said the girl. "Is Lenelle. What's going on?"
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Post by Ahryantah on Apr 27, 2005 18:35:57 GMT -5
"I must admit I do not know, Lenelle," said Thor.
The girl drew back in fear. "What kind of monster are you?"
"I am not a monster," replied Thor. "My name is Thor, and I am the Supreme Commander of the Asgard fleet."
"Yeah, yeah, and I'm General Jack O'Neill, United States Air Force," Jack broke in. "Now that we have all the introductions out of the way, can we please focus on the important stuff? Namely, where are we and how do we get out?"
Lenelle and Thor looked around. True enough, there was no door in the room. Before anyone could say anything, however, there was another flash of white light and two more figures appeared, one a tall dark-haired man in a suit, and the other a short red-haired woman in heels.
"Holy crap, Scully!" the man cried.
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Post by JAGuar on Apr 27, 2005 18:43:19 GMT -5
"I think this gig's been over done just a bit, don't you?" Thor asked Mulder.
"...Yeah," Mulder said putting his head down in shame.
"It's okay," Thor consoled him, "even the best of us have to resort to using the same idea or line over and over again so people will remember us."
At that moment, the Blue Collar gang "beamed in."
"I was just drunk in a bar," is the first thing out of Ron White's mouth.
"Well I'll be," Larry the Cable Guy said, "that guy's pinker than a box full of shaved albino sheep. You an alien or something?"
"There's your sign."
"If you think that a shaved albino sheep is the color pink...Yooooouuu might be a red neck."
"See what I mean," Thor asked Mulder.
"I thought you said "the best of us."
"I did, didn't I?"
At that moment, Thor beamed out of the room and put the guy from Mystery Science 3000 in his place.
"Not again!"
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Post by Ahryantah on Apr 27, 2005 18:54:27 GMT -5
"Thor?" asked Jack, not quite keeping up with what was going on around him. Flashes of light were now constantly popping all around him, depositing more and more people. Some of them were definitely not human. Jack wished he had his P-90.
Someone grabbed on to his arm, gibbering in panic. Jack looked down and yelled in surprise when he saw the creature that had latched on to him: it looked like some kind of deranged fairy/elf hybrid, with blue wings and pointy ears.
"What the hell?" shouted Jack.
"Don't hurt me!" cried the creature. "I swear I'm just a salkiy, and I just want to get home!"
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Post by JAGuar on Apr 27, 2005 19:17:48 GMT -5
Keir looked over and saw the blue winged creature.
"Not you again!"
"Oh no," Merrus shouted, "where are the other crazy people from the last crossover?"
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Post by MovieManiac on Apr 28, 2005 21:09:38 GMT -5
Then a flash of light filled the room.
"Speak of the devil," said Keir.
But it was not in fact the people from the other crossover, or the devil. It was...
"Whats up with those shaving slots in the bathrooms on airplanes? Do people really shave in there?"
Jerry Seinfield.
"I don't trust this guy," said Jack.
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Post by JAGuar on Apr 28, 2005 22:30:40 GMT -5
"I mean COME ON already," Jerry continued in his annoying high pitched voice.
Covering his ears Merrus shouted, "Why are you making these strange noises?"
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Post by Ahryantah on Apr 28, 2005 23:20:35 GMT -5
"Out of the way, out of the way," said Naydyn Eleral, shoving past Keir and the Blue Collar group. Jeff Foxworthy yelled in pain as she stomped on his foot and took off from the group, hopping on one leg and shouting unintelligibly in an accent that made Keir cringe.
"You again!" cried Merrus when he saw Naydyn.
But Naydyn was too busy looking at Jerry Seinfeld. Finally, she turned to Merrus and said, softly, "Do you happen to have a crossbow on you?"
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Post by JAGuar on Apr 28, 2005 23:26:29 GMT -5
Suddenly, behind the group the sentence "No one tosses a dwarf!" could be heard by all in the room.
"Oh shut up, you boor."
Everyone in the room turned to see Legolas and Sam standing in a corner.
"No one tosses a dwarf!"
"He's been saying that for the last 3 days," Sam explained, "I can't get him to shut up."
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Post by MovieManiac on Apr 29, 2005 16:43:16 GMT -5
"Come here Lenelle," said Jack. "We need to get somewhere to find out what is going on!"
"Why me?" she asked.
"Because," said Jack. "You are the only sane one here."
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Post by JAGuar on Apr 29, 2005 21:06:57 GMT -5
At that point, the trifecta from hell appeared in the room.
"We are the three that Nostradamus prohesied," said the short French guy, "I am the first, Napoleon."
"I am the second, Hitler."
"And I am-" the third started.
"Liza Minelli," Keir asked, "you're the one prophesied to destroy the world?"
"Well who else do you think it'd be?"
"Ehhh, you've got a point."
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Post by Ahryantah on May 1, 2005 16:54:39 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Jack was trying to talk to Lenelle.
"So what do you think?" he asked.
She stared at him, her eyes suddenly going dreamy. "You know, you look just like Sir Amandal."
"Uh, Sir who?" said Jack.
"Amandal, the love of my life," replied Lenelle, her eyes misting up. "My evil brother killed him in a duel. Oh, it was terrible!" Breaking into great sobs, she clung to Jack.
"Oh, for crying out loud," said Jack. "Where's Daniel when you need him?"
"You called, Jack?" said Daniel, appearing next to him.
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Post by JAGuar on May 1, 2005 19:55:30 GMT -5
"Original, Ascended or Comeback Daniel?"
"Over-the-hill-desperate-for-a-gig-Daniel."
"Oh," Jack said nodding his head, "good choice."
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Post by Ahryantah on May 1, 2005 20:18:22 GMT -5
"Indeed," said Teyla, popping into existence next to Daniel.
"Hey!" yelled Teal'c from across the room. "That's my line!"
"You wanna make something of it?" said Teyla, bringing out her fighting sticks.
"Yeah," said Teal'c, and he took out his staff weapon and shot Teyla dead.
"Huh," said Daniel. "Anyway, what was it you wanted, Jack?"
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