Post by Ahryantah on Nov 11, 2004 23:38:38 GMT -5
From here: enphilistor.users4.50megs.com/cliche.htm
Let's see how Stargate SG-1 does!
(Yeah, I'm really bored)
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Well, the Tok'ra and the humans and the rebel Jaffa are trying to overthrow the System Lords.
Yeah, "Point of No Return" and "Wormhole Extreme" come to mind.
Can we say Narim? Oh, and Martouf? Oh, and Orlin?
"Wormhole Extreme" once again, as well as the early episodes where they kept trying to take Teal'c away.
How about "makes a teary farewell and dies"?
Guilty! Twice, even. With the same contraption! You'd think they'd learn . . .
Loki, anyone?
Oh, my dear God. No comment.
Yep. How many times has Kinsey tried to shut down/control the SGC?
I refer you to the episode "Prisoners."
Hey, it's the old standby when they don't have real stories to tell.
Yes and yes. See "Revisions."
Something like this happened in "The Gamekeeper."
There's been a few of those around. If they differ at all.
Goa'uld, guilty. Jaffa, guilty. Tok'ra, guilty.
Shadowy malevolent NID?
I'm looking at you, Oma. And Orlin. And Anubis. And Daniel.
Okay, this one belongs to Stargate Atlantis, but we'll let it slide for now.
Is there any other kind?
See "Torment of Tantulus."
You know Jaffa guards are just there to look pretty, right?
You betcha. Puts poor Daniel right out of a job.
Let's see how Stargate SG-1 does!
(Yeah, I'm really bored)
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The rag-tag rebel army/fleet struggles valiantly to overthrow the Evil Empire.
Well, the Tok'ra and the humans and the rebel Jaffa are trying to overthrow the System Lords.
An alien is stranded on earth
Yeah, "Point of No Return" and "Wormhole Extreme" come to mind.
An alien falls in love with an earth gal
Can we say Narim? Oh, and Martouf? Oh, and Orlin?
An alien is pursued by shadowy malevolent Pentagon officials under the pretense of national security
"Wormhole Extreme" once again, as well as the early episodes where they kept trying to take Teal'c away.
An alien makes teary farewell and returns to its home planet.
How about "makes a teary farewell and dies"?
A virtual reality program is activated, and the distinction between reality and the program becomes confused or indistinguishable.
Guilty! Twice, even. With the same contraption! You'd think they'd learn . . .
UFO abductions.
Loki, anyone?
Brain-controlling parasites attempt to wrest control of human race.
Oh, my dear God. No comment.
The bureaucratic/reactionary mindset stands in the way of scientific progress.
Yep. How many times has Kinsey tried to shut down/control the SGC?
The government ships criminals off to other planets.
I refer you to the episode "Prisoners."
Earth is threatened by an asteroid, and a space mission is mounted to save the planet.
Hey, it's the old standby when they don't have real stories to tell.
An entire society is run by a computer. Maybe it goes beserk.
Yes and yes. See "Revisions."
A man escapes a VR simulation, and later discovers that he has escaped into another VR simulation.
Something like this happened in "The Gamekeeper."
Alien races who differ from us only in skin color and/or facial features.
There's been a few of those around. If they differ at all.
Alien races whose names all have lots of hard consonants.
Goa'uld, guilty. Jaffa, guilty. Tok'ra, guilty.
Shadowy malevolent Pentagon officials.
Shadowy malevolent NID?
Beings of pure energy.
I'm looking at you, Oma. And Orlin. And Anubis. And Daniel.
A society in which everyone is required to die on his or her Nth birthday.
Okay, this one belongs to Stargate Atlantis, but we'll let it slide for now.
Eccentric scientists.
Is there any other kind?
The assistant to the scientist dating the scientist's daughter.
See "Torment of Tantulus."
Palace guards who are ineffectual due to ineptitude or inattentiveness.
You know Jaffa guards are just there to look pretty, right?
An alien tongue is translated into perfect English, except for gratuitious use of alien units of time and distance.
You betcha. Puts poor Daniel right out of a job.