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Post by ShadowChild on Sept 27, 2003 16:18:07 GMT -5
Just add a sentence or how much you wish to add.
Mobby's teacher looked at the mess Mobby had made. Mobby had done #1 on the teachers carpet.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 27, 2003 16:22:05 GMT -5
"Mobby, what are you doing?" His teacher screached.
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Post by ShadowChild on Sept 27, 2003 16:37:04 GMT -5
"Nothing", he replied inncently(sp?)
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 27, 2003 16:44:30 GMT -5
"Mobby taking poo poo." Said a little girl cheerfully.
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Post by ShadowChild on Sept 27, 2003 16:47:11 GMT -5
"No Miss, Mobby was drinking a soda and he spilled it on your brand new carpet," Mobby said.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 27, 2003 16:56:39 GMT -5
"Mobby, stop referring to yourself in third-person!" Screamed his teacher.
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Post by ShadowChild on Sept 27, 2003 16:59:08 GMT -5
"Mobby not doing that, Teacher," Mobby replied.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 27, 2003 17:03:31 GMT -5
That's when she picked him up and started slapping the shit out of him. Of course, two weeks later, she was fired.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 27, 2003 17:21:30 GMT -5
And then they got a new teacher, his name was Santa.
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Post by KWG 14 on Sept 27, 2003 20:41:17 GMT -5
That's when one of the kids said, "Santa's a fat bitch!" Santa threw a big piece of coal at the kid and knocked him cold on the floor.
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Post by ShadowChild on Sept 27, 2003 20:50:39 GMT -5
Then Mobby pulled down Santa's pants and everybody saw his teddy bear underpants.
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Post by KWG 14 on Sept 27, 2003 20:57:59 GMT -5
Then one of the other kids ripped his teddy bear underwear off and everyone could then see Santa's "teddy bear."
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Post by ShadowChild on Sept 27, 2003 21:13:02 GMT -5
Then Santa screamed and ran out of the room.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 28, 2003 13:05:05 GMT -5
The next day, Santa came in looking satisfied, "Kids, I now have a student assistant. His name is Rudolph!" That's when Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer came into the room.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 28, 2003 13:47:18 GMT -5
"Hahaha!" all the kids laughed at Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. That's when Santa pulled out a laser gun and shot a kid. "Yeah, that's right." Santa said as the kids stopped laughing at the site of the laser killing one of the students. "That's what's going to happen if you keep this up."
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