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Post by Stavros on Sept 30, 2003 20:22:22 GMT -5
"Yummy" said santa, "it could have been bigger tho"
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 30, 2003 20:40:11 GMT -5
"I could have heated it up for you, you know." Rudolph said.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 30, 2003 21:00:55 GMT -5
"You know, I never thought of doing that." Santa said.
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Post by Stavros on Oct 1, 2003 15:53:11 GMT -5
"You know the nose glows for a reason not just for looks" said rudolph.
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Post by Valandil on Oct 1, 2003 17:33:07 GMT -5
"Well, hunt me do-" Santa started, but was inturupeted by a giant green frog. "God, God, you are in everything aren't you?" "I am God, I may do as I wish. And as for you Santa, I know your true identaty, I know that you are really SATAN! Yes, that's right. And it's not that hard. Santa, satan, same letters, same person."
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Post by Stavros on Oct 1, 2003 18:46:51 GMT -5
"So that explains my lump of coal for christmas, after all the help i gave you" complained rudolph.
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Post by Valandil on Oct 2, 2003 12:33:07 GMT -5
"Exactly, and nowI am going to kill you Satan!" God said in an out rage at Satan.
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Post by Stavros on Oct 2, 2003 21:43:38 GMT -5
God pulled out his laser gun and asked satan if he had any last words. Satan said "Go ahead and shoot me, ill just go straight back to hell."
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Post by Valandil on Oct 3, 2003 11:06:51 GMT -5
"Well, I'll just go down there and shoot you and kill you again." God said. "Go ahead, where am I going to go then, huh? Detroit?"
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Post by KWG 14 on Oct 11, 2003 22:14:12 GMT -5
then a fucking duck came out and killed the big frog that called him self god
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Post by Stavros on Oct 12, 2003 19:58:57 GMT -5
Then when santa was done with mrs dwires heart he had frog legs for dessert.
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Post by Valandil on Oct 14, 2003 20:35:04 GMT -5
Then the duck said, "mmmm, that was good. But you know what? He wasn't really God I am." Satan just looked at the duck.
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Post by KWG 14 on Oct 25, 2003 18:51:28 GMT -5
the duck said fuck you
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Post by Valandil on Oct 25, 2003 19:18:23 GMT -5
Satan was like, "Look here duck, you're my bitch, so you best bow down to me."
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Post by KWG 14 on Oct 25, 2003 20:51:00 GMT -5
the duck was like no
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