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Post by MovieManiac on Jul 21, 2004 15:35:23 GMT -5
The entire town didn't sleep a bit that night, after this entire, strange, tragedy had happened. The next morning, the press had plenty to say on it. The paper and news all said:
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Post by Maddik on Jul 21, 2004 16:05:53 GMT -5
"The World Will End Next Time Satan Meets Hades."
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Post by MovieManiac on Jul 21, 2004 16:09:07 GMT -5
And everyone thought, was it true? Only one person held the answer.
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Post by Maddik on Jul 21, 2004 16:09:51 GMT -5
It just so happened that it was Bob Bob.
"What?" Bob asked when the camera crew shoved microphones in his face.
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Post by MovieManiac on Jul 21, 2004 16:12:03 GMT -5
"What will happen if Satan is to meet Hades again?" asked news anchor Gale Weathers.
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Post by Maddik on Jul 21, 2004 16:16:09 GMT -5
"Well Gale," Bob started, "From what I've heard, It goes like this." He raised his arm up and shot Gale Weathers in the head.
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Post by MovieManiac on Jul 21, 2004 16:19:55 GMT -5
"Wow Terrence," said Philip. "He sure showed that bitch."
"Oh Philip," said Terrence. "This story isn't making any sence at all."
"Well maybe if there was actually a plot line hat we could follow," said Philip.
"A-hahahahahahahahahahaha," they both laughed
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Post by Maddik on Jul 21, 2004 16:21:31 GMT -5
"Hey, Morpheus, what can we expect at this orgy?"
"Machines!"
"Okay, I'm out."
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Post by MovieManiac on Jul 21, 2004 16:30:53 GMT -5
A usual ordinary town, now turned unordinary. A satanic realm found in a normal school. Just one tale of this group of people, making life just a little bit stranger. All of these people making a continuous story that could only come from the imagination, of the Twilight Zone.
(cue theme music)
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Post by JAGuar on Jul 21, 2004 16:35:01 GMT -5
"Hello there. In today's news, the end of the world has come. Tune in later for more on this story. And now, to Tom. Tom?"
"Hello there, I'm Tom Brockau(sp?), and I'm wearing lady's underwear...."
".... Well, thank you, Tom."
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Post by MovieManiac on Jul 23, 2004 9:54:22 GMT -5
In a JEff's Bar, Hades was sipping his cocktail, reading Sports Illustrated, when in walked Satan, who said down at the other end of the bar. Hades glanced up seeing him sit there.
Hades walked over to Satan and said, "Um, I just saw u again. So now we have to do battle."
"Oh crap," said Satan. "Youre right."
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Post by JAGuar on Jul 23, 2004 9:59:19 GMT -5
"WAIT!" God interjected.
"What?" They both asked together.
"RIGHT NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME FOR ME! I'VE GOT TO ORDER GHANDI TO STOP HUMPING MOTHER THERESA!"
"Oh," Hades said, then pulling out a notebook, "how does next friday sound?"
"AS LONG AS IT'S AFTER FOUR. I'VE GOT TO SAVE A CITY FROM A VOLCANO. IT'S A VERY MORMON SOCIETY."
"Well, four's good with me." Hades said.
"Ooh, four's not looking so good," Satan interjected, "I've got to torture Liza Minelli at four thirty."
"Well, how long does Armageddon usually take?" Hades asked.
"I don't know," Satan started, "how long did it take last time?"
"10,000 YEARS!" God spoke up.
"Oh, so, yeah, Friday at four's bad..." Hades said.
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Post by MovieManiac on Jul 23, 2004 10:07:39 GMT -5
"Oh Hell," said Satan. "Lets just battle right here, right now."
"Sounds good to me," said Hades.
"SCREW DAT!" said God. A flash of thunder filled the air and a blot of lightning came from the Heavens.
"I HAVE SENT MY MOST POWERFUL ALLIE TO STOP U BOTH"
Out of the flash of lightning came one of the most powerful humans alive.
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Post by JAGuar on Jul 23, 2004 10:12:36 GMT -5
"Oh no, not those two!" Satan shouted looking at the two figures.
"Why?" Hades asked, "What's wrong?"
"It's Josh and Michael! They're here to destroy us!"
"But they're only kids!" Hades said, "How dangerous could they be?"
"You don't want to know."
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Post by MovieManiac on Jul 23, 2004 10:17:31 GMT -5
"Wait," said Satan. "I think theyre being followed by something."
"What is it?" said Hades.
"No! It can't be! I destroyed him in the 2nd Level of Hell myself!"
"Who is it?"
"Its..." said Satan. "IT'S..."
"OH NO!" said Hades. "ITS MAGICAL TREVOR!"
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