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Post by ShadowChild on Sept 28, 2003 13:58:03 GMT -5
Then Mobby jumped out of the window and lended on Santa's BMW and broke all the windows. Then Mobby ran home to his mother.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 28, 2003 17:12:56 GMT -5
"God dammit!" Santa screamed as he pointed his gun at the kids in the class.
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Post by ShadowChild on Sept 28, 2003 17:26:54 GMT -5
All the kids screamed and hid under their desks.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 28, 2003 19:54:41 GMT -5
Santa held down the trigger of the gun and blew up all of the kids desks.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 28, 2003 21:52:35 GMT -5
"Merry Christmas you little bastards," Santa said squinting his eyes, "Rudolph, round them up." Rudolph started firing lasers out of his nose and eating kids.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 29, 2003 7:14:09 GMT -5
And then the princible walked in.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 29, 2003 16:08:21 GMT -5
"Santa what the hell is going on here?" The principal asked in an outrage.
"Rudolph, take care of it." Santa ordered without even looking. That's when Rudolph pointed his antlers at the principal. Rudolph had shot some lasers out of his antlers and the principal fell to the ground.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 29, 2003 18:17:10 GMT -5
Then the princible got back up.
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Post by Stavros on Sept 30, 2003 15:48:50 GMT -5
"You know that you can't kill me, Santa!" Santa looked at the principal and cowered behind Rudolph.
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Post by Valandil on Sept 30, 2003 16:48:36 GMT -5
The principal grew horns out of her head and screamed at Santa.
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Post by Stavros on Sept 30, 2003 17:00:20 GMT -5
"Those horns dont look good on you" said santa after whipping out his laser again and blasting them off
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 30, 2003 17:21:55 GMT -5
Rudolph jumped up and kicked the principal, (who apparently is Ms. Dwyre,) into the air.
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Post by Stavros on Sept 30, 2003 17:34:45 GMT -5
Mrs. Bitch i mean dwire landed on a very sharp paper weight on the desk and well... i think you can figure it out
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Post by Valandil on Sept 30, 2003 17:56:25 GMT -5
And just in case you didn't, Mrs. Dwyer landed on the paper wieght and her heart was ripped from her chest.
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Post by JAGuar on Sept 30, 2003 19:46:29 GMT -5
Santa walked over to the dead body of Mrs. Dwyre and ripped out her heart shouting, "It's time for a new order!" Then he picked up the heart and ate it.
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